* The system works because Chuck Norris tells it to work
* Chuck Norris doesn’t need a test suite. The test suite needs Chuck Norris.
* CPUs run faster to get away from Chuck Norris
* Chuck Norris normalizes all schema just by inserting random data
* Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors
* Packets travel faster than the speed of light for Chuck Norris, but he can still catch them
* Chuck Norris has Internet 3
* Check Norris can parse invalid XML
* Chuck Norris can break Moore’s Law
